Saturday, December 19, 2009

As You Know, I Lose Stuff

Last week my car was detailed and the detailing guy found 2 ATM cards under the seat. Gotta love it, this is 2 in addition to any lost the many times I have lost my wallet





Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

Urban Dictionary: Photobomb

On December 5th, Urban Dictionary's word of the day was "Photobomb". Photobomb is defined as "to drop into a photo unexpectedly". Reggie B was photobombing all over the Christmas party.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Santa the Snake

Would this postcard entice you to purchase your Christmas tree from Santa & Mikey?

Monday, December 07, 2009

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Beware Static Cling!

I died laughing when I saw this sign while putting gas in my car at Costco. Is static really so big of a problem that Costco is now telling everyone that being shocked is good? And that everyone should shock themselves on purpose before gassing up?

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Do You Like My Pants? Or My Dress?

Today, when getting dressed, I was distracted and I grabbed my black maternity top. The black maternity top looks exactly like my black maternity dress except that my black maternity dress is below the knee and the black maternity top is below the belly. Anyhow, let me rephrase my first sentence from "I grabbed my black maternity top" to "I thought I grabbed my black maternity top".

I finished doing my hair and makeup (and it looked great today) and went to the office. When I walked into the bathroom at the office I realized that I had put on the black maternity dress not the black maternity top. I LOOKED RIDICULOUS!

Let me add that this is the second time this week I put on the black maternity dress instead of the black maternity top. Luckily, last time Becca and Mom advised me before a group of people saw me. Today, I was not so fortunate, in fact I was in an all day meeting with the Southern California Site Directors. Have I mentioned that I LOOKED RIDICULOUS?

Nice, huh?

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

James Is Thankful For His Sister

This was James' Facebook status this morning. The reason he was thankful is because this morning I had the following request from mom (as I was dropping off Sydney): Can you drive down Mountain Avenue and look in the street for a black notebook? It has all of James' AP Psychology notes and he think he put it on top of his car (and accidentally left it there) before driving to school.

A few minutes later, I took the following pictures and sent them to James over Blackberry Messenger (Love having him on my messenger!) BTW: The second picture is of tire marks on the notebook. After retrieval, I dropped it off at his school for him.

Monday, November 30, 2009

How Hot Are You?

Yesterday, I was babysitting Elizabeth and Joshua and suddenly Elizabeth had a fever (surprise!). I went and got my Homedics No Touch thermometer and took her temperature. It was high. This thermometer allows you to take the temperature of a person or object by simply pointing at it. Joshua started asking me questions about it and as I answered he became intrigued with the thermometer. Soon every item in the house was getting a temperature reading.

Most items were around room temperature (go figure) but we did have some outliers. The coldest item was my chocolate milk at 47.3 degrees (yes, I drink chocolate milk) and the hottest item was my laptop at 119.5 degrees. (note that my laptop did record a temp as high as 121.7) This is no surprise since I have been complaining for more than 6 months that my laptop has burned my thigh and I am now scarred. That will be another post......