Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Kim: Nothing is bad about it, they are very good and even if I want one, I just can't have it.
Kim: Because driving a mini-van will officially transform me from Kim1Champ into Kim1Mom
James: (Looking at my portable GPS) I should get one of these for my car. Then whenever I buy a new car I can use it and won't have to get a built in one
Kim: Why not get a built in one? They are so much better!
James: Because I am James1Teenager
Monday, March 30, 2009
Officer: Can I have your license and registration
Kim: Yes, here it is
Officer: I pulled you over because you were going 78 mph in a 60 mph zone
Kim: Yes, I just saw that but I thought the speed limit was 70
Officer: OK but you were still going 78
Kim: I was going too fast
And no, I didn't get off with a warning.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Miss Kim, I am going to stay with you because I NEVER get to learn anything with my family. My brothers just play, my dad doesn't care and my mom just reads the stuff to herself.
Friday, March 27, 2009
They are so soft.....they have the perfect consistency and maple (hello) so freaking good! I thought her butterscotch cookies were the best but these maple ones are giving them a run for their money.
I also spied another type of cookie that have been freshly baked but they have not been made available to me yet. I am sure they will come out of hiding sometime tomorrow.
Lastly, how happy I was to hear that Andrea is cooking dinner Sunday? YUM and I don't even know whats on the menu but I can guarantee you it will be delish!!!!!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
System: It's a wireless based satellite network
Ease of Use: Much easier to enable than the Wi-Fi at work-thats for sure. I was up and running in 30 seconds.
The Sign On Screen: You only need to provide your first and last name. If you so desire you can also enter your Rapids Rewards number
Bandwidth: It's not bad. I am connecting pretty fast right now. They do prevent VOIP and video downloads.
Technical Support: Southwest offers the following disclaimer: Southwest gives you low fares and a comfortable flight but we can't provide technical support. Please call 866-SWA-INET after your flight to report any problems.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
It is so cool, you can look up and see approximately how many of you there are in the United States.
Kimberly is the 59th most common first name (Who Knew?) 99.9% of them are female. The 10th most common last name is Thomas. Smith is the most common last name. David is the 7th most common first name. Sydney is the 1219th most common first name and there are 22,956 people with the first name of Sydney (22K, of course).
Now, it's not perfect, it is all done on averages. I tested my old friend Pietro Avolio. It says there are 1 or fewer people in the US with that name but the fact is I know two. Pietro and his father, Pietro.
For the record there are 2,399 people named "Kimberly Thomas" in the US but there are only 980 people named "Kim Thomas".
So how many are there of you?
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
And a list of my current Season Passes:
24, The Young and Restless, The Bold and the Beautiful, General Hospital, Desperate Houswives, Lipstick Jungle, Dirty Sexy Money (Just deleted this, how sad that this show got dumped), Criminal Minds,The Mentalist, The Soup, Nip/Tuck, The Bachelor, Big Love, McLaughlin Group, Survivor, The Celebrity Apprentice, The Office, The Amazing Race
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
I will admit though, it is very easy because mom has done 98% of the hard stuff for me. I am intimidated about doing the backgrounds etc. Currently, I just have to fill in the pictures.
Jane picks up the Kiss Me mascara and goes to pay:
Sales Girl: Here's a makeup removal product
Jane Says: I don't need any
Sales Girl: You don't?
Jane Says: With the Kiss Me Mascara you don't need anything, it's the best product!
Sales Girl: I can't afford it
Jane Says: You know, with the kiss me mascara you can put it on and go camping for 3 days and it will stay on the whole time
Sales Girl: Hmm, well I am going camping next weekend. Maybe I will get some.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Basically the article states that the best way for dealing with these AIG bonuses is by having Obama call Jack. Jack would then trick the executives into meeting with him to get more money and then coerce them all into giving the money back and working for minimum wage.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Is that legacy really so good that we have to make a meat bi-product with the TGIF label? Is this chicken jerky or just a really bad snack?
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Click here to donate or just read more: See Jose Bald
I can't wait to see him with no hair!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Anyway, there are certain people or figures that remind me of other people/things in my life. So we are going to play a game. Match up the screen shots with the list below. (There is a small letter in the top left corner of each picture.
Answers will be posted in a couple of days:
Rachel Edwards, Sydney, Cousin Christie, Nemo, Mom, Laura who is Jane, David, Joshua, Queen B, Jane who is Laura, Herston, Tony Williams, Woman whose face bugs me
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
I would love to add an abandoned stroller from Arizona, Georgia, Texas and Kentucky.......yes, consider it a challenge.
P.S. And just to make sure you Californians aren't left out. Would love to find one in San Bernardino, Riverside, San Diego, Orange, Kern, San Luis Obispo, Tulare, Ventura, Santa Cruz, Alameda, Merced, San Joaquin, Yolo, Sutter, Butte, Colusa, Glenn, Tehama, Shasta, Sisikyou, Mariposa, Yuka, Nevada, Solano, Sonoma, Tuolumne, and the other ones near Sacramento that are too small to read on the map I have. I'll take one from Reno and Vegas too.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Saturday, March 07, 2009
The other day I gave Andrew my ATM card and told him to go get them (He agreed as long as I bought him lunch too) . Andrew came back, I took a great big bite of the first one and........ I said to mom and Andrew, "If this was the taste why did I like them so much?" I can't tell you if it is the same taste or not but if it is, it's no longer a food I can't live without.
Look at that, two fast food posts in a row......
Friday, March 06, 2009
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
I saw the pot below at Tuesday Morning's the other day, it was literally the size of my shoe and it was onsale-yes onsale, for $149.00. It was so small that I can't imagine what could be cooked in it. Maybe a fried egg, like the ones that go in the Egg McMuffin's at McDonalds would fit in it. The regular price was over $200.00. I don't get it, does anybody?
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Anyway, I want Jenn Ann to know how much I appreciate her friendship and how I am that I was able to see her today. Happy Birthday, Jenn! You Rock!!!
Monday, March 02, 2009
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Can't you just hear the conversation:
Jenn Ann: Kim, you go first
Kim: OK, Hold Sydney
Jenn Ann: Got her
Kim: Here I go!
Jenn Ann: Wait, look the sign says we can't
Kim: Darn Jenn, You're such a rule follower.....