*If you are driving to Sedona from Phoenix, don't leave at 10:45AM
*The 101/I17 interchange is always backed up for no apparent reason
*Be very careful when handling expensive camera lenses near cliffs
*It is possible to spend more than an hour at Montezuma Castle
*They have a Magianno's in Scottsdale, AZ
*I am very worried about my brother James's 40th birthday party
*My pouty lips=not so hot
*There are several gas stations shut down in the Scottsdale area.
*Double check references when hiring LRM's family members
*As much as you would like to, you can not always WIN
*David likes Shiner bock
*Only 2 of 10 polled think ketchup (or catsup if you prefer) on the floor is funny. Always insist on Heinz.
*David is engaging (less discreetly, if that is possible) in taking pictures of freaks.
*According to a report I delivered, Gilbert has zero PC's
*Don't look for a black dress at an Outlet mall
*R still insists he did not drug me, he blamed E. His hot, pregnant wife has been properly informed of his antics.
*If you want to get cosmetic tattoos, ask your husband after midnight and when eyeliner is smudged
*If you get bopped on the head, you can still play pool
*Do not go to Denny's at 2:30AM and expect that your stomach won't hurt when you try to go to sleep
*Never order barbecue chicken strips when the rest of the table orders breakfast
Being a lessons learned type of gal, I welcome any and all lessons learned by our readers in the last 24 hours.
7 comments:
Do not listen to the Frick. So sayeth the Frack. (Or am I Frick?)
-80 balloons will fit in the back of a Mormon Cadilac
-There are no attractive people at Denny's at 2:30 in the morning to take pictures of
-Once again Scott was right
-4111 is actually close to 4201
-Disney Classics big notes and Disney Classics advanced have the same cover
-Shoes look good with hair
-High School choir teachers are not interesting and even less so when you have had a long night
-Catholics allow friends from another faith to drink wine
-I love mom
oatmeal cookies are banned
eddie is frick
under pressure, rodert can only remember two types of shots.
(This is being posted by Kim Thomas on behalf of Queen B who is without internet access)
- when a hotel advertises 'high-speed internet access' that might mean dial-up
- even though mapquest promises that the 93 mile drive from monterey to hearst castle along CA1 will take 1 hr 52 minutes, it will take 2:20. Thank God I left early for once for our 3pm pre-paid tour!
- my husband can take the hairpin, edge-of-the-cliff turns on CA1 at 60, even though I and 90% of other drivers go 20 mph
- treos will send an email without you asking it to, sending you into a moment of panic that it has deleted all you just typed
- I can type long emails on Mr. Treo when properly motivated
- I get carsick when typing long emails on Mr. Treo and taking hairpin turns at 60 mph
This is a great topic. It makes me want to start my own blog. Ha Ha, here are mine,
*I successfully paid my bills online for the first time (I made sure they went through. So I learned how to pay bills online.
8Applebee's is a great restaurant. After the rough week I had, my husband decided to take me out for a nice dinner so we drove into Sioux City and had a great meal.
*Traffic on a Saturday night in Iowa is worse than you would think.
*I need to upgrade my cell phone because mine is very old. Does anyone have a suggestion?
Thats it for me but I have a question for Jane, What is a mormon Cadilac?
Teri,
You dont know what a Mormon Cadilac is? Where the heck do you live? This prestigious vehicle is a Chevy Tahoe.
As far as replacing your treo: my first reccomendation would of course be a Pearl. But my kids have a Razor.
* don't assume that just because you order fish tacos from a fish restautant that they are going to be good. (VERY bad assumption!)
* not all starbucks baristas are created equal.
* a cell phone is not a proper place to store 'used' gum. (i only witnessed this one.)
:)
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