You may or may not know that I have had a thing for snakes since around the October time frame. It started one day when I was in a meeting and they had toy snakes out on the table. Below are some of my favorite quotes about snakes:
Ross Perot once said "If You See a Snake, Just Kill It. Don't Appoint a Committee on Snakes"Robert Frost once said "The snake stood up for evil in the garden"
Yiddish Proverb: "A Snake Deserves No Pity"
Harriett Tubman once said "Never wound a snake, kill it"
Jack Handy once said "A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that you got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was a just a joke."
How great is that last quote? LOL!
4 comments:
I love Jack Handy. He just confounds me sometimes with his wisdom. Ross Perot, too!
there was once a snake on our property. my husband killed and then insisted that I cook it for dinner. Even though it was dead, I was still scared of it. lol. I decided to put it in a stew and it came out tasting just like chicken.
I once wanted a snake for a pet when I was a kid... my mom said no because it was so bad for tricking adam and eve.
With this post, John Smith is back.
"I hate snakes!"
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