Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Text Messages Between KT & QB

The scene: KT is sitting at Starbucks, Queen B is speeding through New Mexico

KT: Hope you aren't speeding
QB: Going as fast as I can towing a Uhaul and Treoing
KT: Too bad you arent Blackberrying
QB: Random Thought.....Is it weird that the Pearl Harbor Memorial Highway is in New Mexico
KT: I think there are a bunch of Pearl Harbor Memorial Highways
QB: I could see Hawaii or even AZ for USS Arizona. Why NM? Might need to google that
KT: Yes, AZ or Hawaii would make perfect sense
QB: I vote for the NM one to be ranked as worse dressed for lack of scenery and too many 18 wheelers
QB: Would you like a paper mache doll souvineer? They sell them here in the middle of nowhere for $3.99
KT: Only if I can use it as a voodoo doll
QB: I am holding out for a Chuck Norris voodoo doll
KT: Yes, a Chuck Norris voodoo doll would suit you well
QB: It's probably an oxymoron. It would probably hurt the pins :)
KT: Remember that conversation we had about the carrots and celery? Apio Verde
QB: Speaking of carrots.....I think cars should run on carrots instead of gas. Not like vegetable oils, just on whole carrots.
KT: RO RO RO
QB: Instead of gas stations there would be carrot patches. Self serve, of course.

11 comments:

Ann said...

I love that the Queen, too, has Random Thoughts!
Love the self-serve carrot patches, too! LMAO!

Teri said...

Queen B is so funny. I can't imagine cars running on carrots. It Coloma we could have them run on peaches-lol

kays said...

Just a guess, but a Pearl Harbor Hwy in NM could be in honor of the war ending because of the nuclear bombing. The nuclear bombs were created and tested in New Mexico. We didn't officially get involved in the war b/4 Pearl Harbor was attacked.

Jenn Ann said...

Apparently the I-10 from AZ to TX is the Pearl Harbor Memorial Hwy - I Googled - I couldn't help myself! http://www.dvs.state.nm.us/pdfs/vet_memorials_nm.pdf

Anonymous said...

I recommend every america visit the USS Arizona Memorial. It's a deep, emotional experience.

Anonymous said...

December 7th 1941, A day that will live in infamy. Almost 3000 souls lost. Dont ever forget it.

Jane said...

Text messaging while driving in Phoenix is illegal

Ann said...

You go, Jane!!!

Anonymous said...

Can someone provide a map of the Phoenix area?

Andria said...

I cannot text well while sitting in a chair and doing nothing. Let alone text while driving.

Queen B said...

I think it should be mentioned that I was on severe sleep-deprivation during the course of this texting :)