Beach Bathroom Standards

Let's face it when it comes to beach bathrooms the standards are poor are at best. There is no expectation that it will be clean, the ground is almost always wet, the signage is terrible, there are no mirrors and the toilet paper holders....well, lets get into that a bit more.

Look at the toilet paper holders. Awful. For one, do toilet paper themes only target bathrooms at the beach? You rarely see locks on the toilet paper at non-beach bathrooms. What a pain in the neck it must be to change the toilet paper. I am wondering if the labor cost is what drives them to place the toilet paper on rectangle pieces of metal? On the rectangle metal you can only take one or two squares at a time. It is a pain trying to get off more since it's not on the little circle bar. By making it hard to get and places three of these on each of the metal bars I suspect the toilet paper must last awhile. I wonder how often the toilet paper changer comes? I don't know about you but I think we as citizens should be demanding more from our beach bathrooms starting with the toilet paper locks, then adding some mirrors. Would a hook on the back of the stall door kill them? If you are in a one piece and happen to be wearing a t-shirt the lack of hook is really a pain. (especially since the floor is likely wet)

I'm suggesting a beach bathroom task force to solve this problem. I'll apply for the job, will travel to various beaches, review their bathrooms and make recommendations. If anyone is interested in accompayning me, I'm looking for some assistants.