What I Learned Today From Twitter (By 9:00AM)

• A bra that turns into a gas mask has hit the market
• The Netflix CEO said "self absorbed" Americans won't notice Canadian discount
• Kate Perry was banned from Sesame Street for showing cleavage
• A Montana woman fended off a bear attack with a Zucchini
• The Titanic hit the iceberg because the officer "steering"went the wrong way
• The Mayo Clinic states that online consultations could reduce the need for face to face appointments by 40%
• A Typhoon in China killed 54 and 42 were missing
• Bugs were found in Similac Baby formula and it was being recalled
• Ellen DeGeneres discovered something strange on her porch (I appreciated the picture)
• Royal Caribbean was following me