Elevator Conversation

Here's the elevator conversation between me and a co-worker I don't know very well:

Me: Please hold the elevator.....I forgot my badge
Coworker: No problem, we're are heading to the same floor.
Me: Thanks
Coworker: So, I hear you have a new boss
Me: Joe? He has been here since the end of November
Coworker: I don't know him, thats not who I meant
Me: Doug? Well Doug has been here over two years
Coworker: No, I mean the big boss
Me: (Thinking Michael Dell) Well, thats been since 2009
Coworker: I thought it was more recent than that
Me: (Now thinking Steve S) Oh you mean, Steve? Yes, thats been new since about February
Coworker: Oh, I thought it was a woman
Me: Oh that big boss, yes she has been here about three weeks.

Yes, we have lots of bosses......