Where do you suppose decorations like this are kept in the off season? These ornaments are bigger than cars and can be found everywhere at South Coast Plaza.
I was told Santa stored the ornaments in the North Pole and delivered them to all the good little shopping centers around the world just after Thanksgiving. Was I misinformed?
Like the government, they break them and buy new ones next year. Keeps the elves busy. On the other hand, I would rather fill them with margaritas, break them like swinging pinatas and stand open mouthed waiting for the fruit of the Gods to rain down. :)
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In a big, big Christmas ornament warehouse?
In the woodshed?
I was told Santa stored the ornaments in the North Pole and delivered them to all the good little shopping centers around the world just after Thanksgiving. Was I misinformed?
I saw a neat little ornament organizer at Target yesterday. If they multiplied its size by about a million, they would fit great in it.
I have enough trouble storing my own little stuff.
Like the government, they break them and buy new ones next year. Keeps the elves busy. On the other hand, I would rather fill them with margaritas, break them like swinging pinatas and stand open mouthed waiting for the fruit of the Gods to rain down. :)
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