Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Overheard at Starbucks

Barista taking order: Blah blah blah blah
Customer: Blah blah blah blah
Barista taking order: Blah blah blah blah
Customer: Blah blah blah blah
Barista taking order: And what is your name?
Customer: Row, R-O.
***KT's interest immediately peaks***
***KT begins visually assessing Ro and the contents of her purse and learns the following:*** (Another, reason not to carry a purse-prying eyes)

  • Ro's full name is Rozanna Rozy
  • Ro carries a purse
  • Ro lives in Pasadena

Ro with her stuff sprawled all over the counter to KT: I'm sorry for taking so long
KT: That's okay, take your time.
Ro with her stuff sprawled all over the counter to KT: OK

***Ro takes her time gathering her crap while KT continues to gather information on Ro***:

  • Ro has a regular AAA card not a gold card like me
  • Ro is a Raiders fan
  • Ro is a mom of two
  • Ro orders white chocolate mocha's
  • Ro is odd (When the Barista asked KT if there was money on her gold card and KT answered yes Ro responded for everyone to hear "That's because she is rich"
  • Ro has a terrible hair cut

11 comments:

Andrea said...

Ro has a sad, sad life.... Why would you need to spread the contents of your purse all over the counter at Starbucks? Do you know not go in with money/credit card/gift card in hand knowing what you are getting and keeping things moving?

Anonymous said...

This is funny. I like the "because she's rich part the most."

Paula said...

Ro is not odd. Ro is rude.

Queen B said...

where is the pic of Ro?

Jane said...

Ro is a two letter word

Ann said...

I cannot believe there is no picture to accompany this post! You couldn't ask Ro for a pic?

Anonymous said...

"RO" stands for "Really Obnoxious."

Anonymous said...

It never ceases to amaze me just how much useless information one blog can provide to its readers.

LoSpace said...

Dang, girl! All that surveillance and bonding and you didn't even get a picture of or with Ro?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Lol! Thank's. I needed the smile today. What a weird chick this "Ro" is.

alisa said...

while i don't have anything original to add, i have to agree with sf-jeff (r.o. must stand for really obnoxious!) and the others that wondered why no pic of ms. r.o.?! i'm sure she would have posed for one!

for the record, i have to disagree with tina marie (sorry, tina). this blog was not only entertaining, but also served as a psa - people can find out A LOT about you while just standing next to you in line! WOW!


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