Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Kim1Champ Has Just Issued An Amber Alert

An Amber Alert has been issued for Flat Stanley. Flat Stanley was last seen in the dining room at the house of Kim1Champ. During the week of April 27th, a search party was organized and an envasive search of the grounds and the peremeter ensued. Flat Stanley has not been found and unfortunately with the school year coming to a close the timing is becoming more and more critical. If Flat Stanley is not found soon, it may be too late.

Physical Description:
*Approximately 10 inches tall
*He weighs approximately 2 ounces
*He is extreemely thin

Additional Information:
*Flat Stanley has had all his shots and is in general good health
*Last seen naked and requesting new clothes
*He was very excited to spend time in California and was planning on visiting several locations in the area. Disneyland, San Francisco, dodger baseball and the Beach were high on his siteseeing list.
*Flat Stanley has realitives that are currently traveling in Phoenix and Texas.
*Kim's wallet has also gone missing. Flat Stanley is not a suspect but is being considered a person of interest in the case.

IF YOU HAVE SEEN FLAT STANLEY OR ANYONE RESEMBLING HIM PLEASE CONTACT KIM ASAP.

In other related news, Kim has just been voted the worst friend on the planet.

9 comments:

Jenn Ann said...

Flat Stanley could also live in your purse.

How could anyone vote you worst friend on the planet?

Paula said...

Look at all the yellow!
Hope he turns up soon. Have you called where ever he last visited? Is he hiding in the car?

Andrea said...

I feel completely confident that he will be found, now that Kim1Detective is on the job!!

Who voted you worst friend on the planet?!?!?!

Queen B said...

RO! Last seen naked and requesting new clothes!

Please note: this applies only to Flat Stanley and not Plano Stanley. He is resting comfortably inside my notebook and ready to hop in an envelope today... Promise

Dora said...

Whew...I was worried for a minute. I thought she'd lost Plano Stanley.
I hope Flat Stanley turns up soon so I meet him!

Jim Braun said...

We should have warned you that the entire Stanley is well known for getting lost. Maybe by next year, someone will invent a very skinny GPS. Like Bill Cosby says, I'll make another one that looks just like ya.

Jane said...

Where oh where has that flat man gone? Oh where oh where can he be? He is in Arizona experiencing root canals and botanical visits with cacti, ruby red grapefruit and mexican birds of paradise

alisa said...

did flat stanley ever show up??

:)

Tim said...

I introduced FS to Miss copier once. They reproduced like rabbits.