Monday, December 28, 2009

The TSA is No Army

Another nugget from the TSA website: I think this is supposed to be like the TSA's version of "Be All You Can Be". Unfortunately, I don't see many of the TSA officials living up to this dream:

I am TSA......The Person without whom we can't succeed

*I use innovation, my experience and state-of-the-art technology to protect the traveling public
*I respect the individual needs of each traveler, carrying out my duties with dignity, courtesy and integrity.
*I am intensely committed to ensuring fair treatment in the screening process
*I am the front line of defense, drawing from my imagination to creatively protect America from harm
*I am a transportation security officer

I think all the "I"'s are meant for personal accountability (plus the clever little "eye" that is watching) but as everybody knows there is no "I" in "Team". LOL

5 comments:

Diane said...

I would prefer more than one eye watching everyone.

Queen B said...

I do love pictures of eyes ;)

*I only send hot girls to get the pat down

that should be added...

Jane said...

I is to much!

KFuj said...

I think the eye is kind of creepy. My favorite is *I am a transportation security officer- no kidding!

Jenn Ann said...

Also to be added:

*I only search the bags of old couples and women with children.

While this hasn't happened to me yet, I am annoyed in advance.