Facebook has redefined the meaning of the word friendship. Dictionary.com's first definition of friend is: "a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard", but when chatting with Queen B earlier tonight we realized that we had really lowered the bar on our definition of friendship significantly.
We have established the following general thoughts/guidelines around "friends":
I don’t want to be friends with somebody I hate
If I don’t recognize your name you are out
If I recognize your name as someone I don’t know
If I don’t know how to pronounce your name
If I see you in person and don't recognize you as someone I know
If it is extremely unlikely that I will contact you for the rest of my life (optional)
Also note: Annoying statuses that occur during the friendship maintenance windows may put other friendships at risk
3 comments:
You forgot to mention that rules do not apply to those deceased ;)
Glad you're my friend - by all dictionary.com definitions!
Main criteria is loyalty
These rules will be very helpful when I return
Nice. I agree with Jane, loyalty is #1.
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