Thursday, March 17, 2016

Best Vendor Email Ever

Hi Kim,

I have not heard from you. I can only assume that you have been eaten by alligators or are completely swamped.

Please let me know how to proceed:

A. Yes, I've been eaten by alligators. Please send flowers.
B. No, I haven't been eaten by alligators, but you may wish I had been, because I have decided I have no interest in your service. Sorry, you're sunk. (Thanks for your frank honesty. I can handle it).
C. Yes, I have some interest...let's see a time for us to talk about XXXX 

Please reply back with your choice, A, B, or C.