Monday, July 02, 2007

Newlyweds: Jessica and Nick

OK, so they aren't newlyweds anymore and they aren't even married anymore but their reality show was hilarious. My favorite episode was the one where Jessica and her BFF got Lasik eye surgery. David and I watched it over and over as they stumbled out of the office with the eye shields on their face.

Here is the MTV description:

Returning home, Casey and Jess have an impending engagement: eye surgery. Wearing glasses for the last time, the two express their worry to Nick while waiting for their limo to take them to their appointment. Nick assures them that the doctor won't severely cut their eyes, but "gently laser them." Not assured at all, the fearful pair take "one last look" at him before getting into their limo and driving off. While en route, Casey is reading the Lasik pamphlet while Jessica is on the phone with her mom, telling her she may never see her again. Prepping for surgery, Jess and Casey first take a little eye exam, then are given Valium to calm down, but that's about the last thing it does. A super jittery Jessica takes a deep breath and goes for it anyway. The doctor gives her a stuffed pig named Squealer to hold on to during the surgery. As soon as the surgery is done, she sits up looks at the eye chart and gets "weirded out" that she can actually read it. Next it's Casey's turn. Jess, wearing eye shields that make her look like a bug, holds Casey's hand through it. Before long, both are leading each other blindly through a parking lot wearing eye shields while on their way to get burgers. They can't see anything, especially if there is light involved. They don't even know what their waitress looks like because they can't see her. Therefore they both agree that "it would suck to be blind." Nothing but a few words of wisdom from our favorite intellectuals to end another episode of Newlyweds.

Official Site Too bad, right now they aren't showing reruns.

8 comments:

REM said...

What is that picture of?

Jinjer said...

I agree completely. That show was hilarious with a capital H! Let me ask you a few questions on newer tv shows. Have you seen:
1. Confessions of a Matchmaker
2. Hell's Kitchen
3. Pirate Master
4. Sunset Tan

And lastly, do you like Big Brother?

Teri said...

I dont know who these people are but that picture looks funny.lol

Kindness Corner said...

I can't believe you just asked Kim if she likes Big Brother...can we say...ADDICTED. She has been known to pay for the "life feed" on the internet. When it starts this week I am sure 2-3 days a week she will be mentioning BB. It is almost worse than her 24 addiction...almost.

Anonymous said...

Wait... did you just say she was addicted to the show 24??? And now she is admitting that she thought "Jessica and Nick" was hilarious??? I bet she has a yellow couch with green carpeting and a crushed velvet picture of Jesus on her wall!

Jinjer said...

I had no idea about Kim's BB addiction. I love it! I too am an addict of 24, but there is something about Big Brother that I just love and HAVE to watch! Kim, since you are the biggest fan, you should write in to the network and tell them it is mandatory to bring Will and Mike Boogie back his season! LOL.

Anonymous said...

i love your recap! i just sit here and LAUGH!! you make me regret that i never saw an episode. i'm surprised the BFF's didn't make this a really deep conversation and talk about how it would suck to not have hands to hold their hamburgers...

:)

Jammahs said...

Kim,
I love(d) The Newleyweds! I wish that MTV would air it again. I still pretend that they are married and that Nick isn't with Vanessa (not a fan of hers).