Earlier this year, on January 16th to be exact, I commented on how much I hate putting up and taking down the Christmas Tree. Queen B responded with what just may be the funniest comment of the year. Here it is:
Um, yes, I am here today to apply for the open req of Substitute-Tree-Decorator.
Objective: to utilize my skills as a Christmas tree installer and remover across multiple environments. Additional skills with Christmas tree decorating may also be used, if the position requires.
Experience:
- 2 years experience as director of Christmas decorating (since I got married)
- Over 5 years experience in decorating my own personal tree with no additional manpower
- Over 20 years experience in Christmas tree installation and removal in a team environment
- Over 26 years experience celebrating Christmas
7 comments:
woo hoo! I have been counting down all year til the days I get to put up and take down the Champ's Christmas tree!!! Cya day after Thanksgiving? Does this job pay well, btw? It might replace my google ads initiative (assuming it pays more than 70 cents/year)!
Kim, I have a solution to your Christmas tree dilemma!! It's going to require a trip to Wal-Mart tomorrow :/ but hopefully I'll have pics up tomorrow night.
OMG LMAO. Queen B, you are hilarious!
Queen B - Kim has been waiting all year for black Friday, so it may have to wait until Saturday!
Can I apply to watch and make hot apple cider?
I would love to apply. I would beat out Queen B. I have 33 years of decorating experience AND have decorated tall trees including a 13 foot tree one year! (I wouldn't have a tree that big again!) I love decorating and looking at the tree. It's taking the dumb thing down and dragging it out to the curb that I hate.
Queen B, you are fired!
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