As we enter December, my annual Christmas Party Tour begins! This year, I will not have my old partner Ray to accompany me (many tears) so I am actively searching for a new partner. If you are interested in filling this role please apply by sending your complete resume to Tracy. Tracy is "in tune" with my requirements and will send your resume on to me if you pass her rigorous screening process.
The process will include a sense of humor test, personality quiz, type of vehicle you drive (I don't want to ride to the party in a pinto), your proximity to the various venues, top secret security clearance (you need to be able to keep any secrets that might be exposed) and submission of a picture for my photo contacts. Please note that you will immediately go to the top of the candidate list if you watch 24.
Apply now because the Christmas Party tour begins on the 7th. See Below for the full tour schedule:
December 7th-Dinner at Half Shell, Henderson
December 8th-Dinner at Clara's Restaurant, San Bernardino
December 11th-Lunch at Hungry Hunter, Bakersfield
December 11th-Dinner at Steamers, Central Coast
December 14th-Dinner at Castaway, LA Area
December 16th-Dinner at Hilton, Pasadena
December 19th-Dinner at Venue of Scottsdale, Phoenix
December 20th-24 Hour Fitness, Pasadena
5 comments:
I want to go to all the parties too!
oooh pick me, pick me!!
i think you probably have my "resume" memorized! you know my sense of humor, my personality, my car, my address, my ability to maintain strict confidentiality in all situations,and of course i watch 24! so, i think i am a viable candidate!
:)
p.s. i thought david's party was on the 16th??
and exactly why does it have to be someone you work with? I like to eat, I certainly have the time, and you know what kind of car I have. Plus I have excellent conversational skills! kays
I'd apply, but I don't think I could make that last one...
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