The following is an effort to squelch any predictability on my part:
What I will do today:
(1) Go to Coffee Bean (where none of the baristas know my name) and order a double espresso
(2) While I am there I will sit and read the newspaper (and leave my phone in the car)
(3) After coffee I'll come home and make David breakfast. After he is done eating I will suggest he sit in his chair and watch TV all day-"honey, you shouldn't work while your on vacation"
(4) While David is snoozing and watching TV, I will turn on classical music and then proceed to dust the entire house
(5) I'll take Katie for a walk and then give her a bath
(6) Next, I'll ask David if there is anything I can bring him
(7) When he asks for a beer I'll volunteer to drive to Orange County and pick up a case of Yeungling (his favorite)
(8) On the way to and from Orange County I will drive the speed limit
(9) I will turn my cell phone off while I am driving because I don't want to be distracted
(10) Once home I will make dinner before checking email or going on the Internet
(11) We will eat dinner at the dining room table and talk about our day.
What I will not do today :
Watch TV
Go on the Internet
Check Email
Play with my mobile phone
Take any pictures
Call anyone
Go shopping
Go to Starbucks and order a Chai Tea
(Who am I kidding, I will have done all of these things by 7:00AM)
4 comments:
hilarious, how long before you ended up at Starbucks?
YOU came to Orange Co. and didn't call or come by??????
amazing! even when you are really sick you never lose your sense of humor!
:)
You are so predictable, that I find myself thinking if you have stop by all the Starbucks I come across while traveling. "Hmmm, I wonder if Kim has stopped by this one"
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