Wednesday, September 26, 2007

I Missed My Calling

Every so often I look at marketing genius' (Clear Channel is obviously one of them) and think, "I could do a much better job marketing that".

I am very qualified to create market and create slogans for the following:

Blackberry Pearl
Life with out pictures....its just too hard to describe

My Old Treo
At least it is not 17 pounds and 1 ounce

24
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be entertained

Yellow Phones
Yellow, not just for danger anymore.

Ketchup
Do not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup

Southwest Airlines Frequent Flyer Program
Time flies when your number One

VFW Pool Room
Keep your whiskey and butts off the felt

Starbucks
Nothing to Grande or Venti for us

10 comments:

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Anonymous said...

I wonder why Kim did not let us know about this latest 24 information. She must have been really busy to over look this!!!

http://www.people.com/people/article
/0,,20058518,00.html

Jenn Ann said...

I generally think that Southwest has a decent marketing department and I absolutely LOVE the marketing department at Jack in the Box!!!

Ann said...

Kim - you are a marketing genius!

Tina Marie - give Keifer a break, he needs to unwind!

Ruth Anne said...

Is it hard being so funny?!?!

Anonymous said...

No way... Keifer is a potatoe chip eaten fool... first he leaves Julia Roberts at the alter... then he stars in the "OMG there is a new nuclear bomb every week show"... and now he decides its ok to drive drunk and put the few fans he has lives in danger!

Jinjer said...

Kim, truly you have marketing geniosity! These slogans are not only awesome, they really make sense and I could see them on the brand's commercials! You are hilarious and I give you lots of kudos for this post, simply great stuff!

Anonymous said...

If I worked with people like you, making commercials would be so much easier for me!

John said...

I can't believe that they left off honest. Who would do such a thing? Happy, Healthy, and Honest are the most important H's in the whole world. You really could do a better job becuase you would not have made this slip up.

Teri said...

lol, sometimes you are so funny!