Every so often I look at marketing genius' (Clear Channel is obviously one of them) and think, "I could do a much better job marketing that".I am very qualified to create market and create slogans for the following:
Blackberry Pearl
Life with out pictures....its just too hard to describe
My Old Treo
At least it is not 17 pounds and 1 ounce
24
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be entertained
Yellow Phones
Yellow, not just for danger anymore.
Ketchup
Do not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup
Southwest Airlines Frequent Flyer Program
Time flies when your number One
VFW Pool Room
Keep your whiskey and butts off the felt
Starbucks
Nothing to Grande or Venti for us
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I wonder why Kim did not let us know about this latest 24 information. She must have been really busy to over look this!!!
http://www.people.com/people/article
/0,,20058518,00.html
I generally think that Southwest has a decent marketing department and I absolutely LOVE the marketing department at Jack in the Box!!!
Kim - you are a marketing genius!
Tina Marie - give Keifer a break, he needs to unwind!
Is it hard being so funny?!?!
No way... Keifer is a potatoe chip eaten fool... first he leaves Julia Roberts at the alter... then he stars in the "OMG there is a new nuclear bomb every week show"... and now he decides its ok to drive drunk and put the few fans he has lives in danger!
Kim, truly you have marketing geniosity! These slogans are not only awesome, they really make sense and I could see them on the brand's commercials! You are hilarious and I give you lots of kudos for this post, simply great stuff!
If I worked with people like you, making commercials would be so much easier for me!
I can't believe that they left off honest. Who would do such a thing? Happy, Healthy, and Honest are the most important H's in the whole world. You really could do a better job becuase you would not have made this slip up.
lol, sometimes you are so funny!
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