Thursday, October 05, 2006

Blaylock Wellness Report

For those that don't know I am raging hypochondriac. Now, I have been much "better" lately and have drastically reduced my trips to various "specialists". I'm sure this will be discussed again at some point in the future....for now, you will just have to wait in suspense....

Today, I came across this article/advertisement at newsmax.com. Here is the full ad for anybody interested:
http://www.newsmax.com/blaylock/22a.cfm?PROMO_CODE=2574-1

For those that aren't interested in reading the article I have pulled out some key phrases that any hypochondriac out there should clearly avoid:
  • Is your ticker a ticking time bomb?
  • Cardiovascular disease is so common that 64 million Americans suffer from some form of it.
    So if you're worried, you should be.
    And if you're not, you really should be.
  • you've only got one heart.
  • statistics are commonly used to lie to the public.
  • atherosclerosis is not really "hardening of the arteries" as you've been lead to believe...but something potentially far worse.

The good news is "Dr Blaylock" has a subscription you can buy (for $48.00 a year) that will tell you the "truth" about your heart. IF you buy the subscription he will tell you key secrets that you need that will save your life! Such as a secret mineral ("that is a major heart diesease bombshell")

This is one of the most disgusting salespitches I have ever seen. The good doctor, will tell you how to save your life for $48 bucks a year.........what a load.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kim, take a couple of asprin and get over it!

Anonymous said...

LMAO.

Squidward said...

OOOKAY! Now if you ever come to work saying you think you have contracted Ebola it is time stop talking back to the voices in your head. :)

"Did I just say that? Yes you did. Shuush me!!!"

Kim Thomas said...

See, what the internet does for you? You can say whatever you want, insult me, make jokes, call me crazy and I can't do a freaking thing about it! If Nelson and Glenn get on this I'm dead.....

Squidward said...

Consider it done!! Maybe you should get Mr. Blahblahblahmonkeyblahtoeblahcabbage on this as well. LOL

Anonymous said...

the only way this could be worse if he charged $49 to scare, i mean, help people!

Anonymous said...

Give it up for squidward..He's my hero.