Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Five phrases....

Here are five phrases I learned the last couple of days:
  • My heads in the oven, my butts in the freezer, my stomach feels about normal
  • When it's up, it's up and when it's down, it's down
  • Program managers sound pretty trendy but I don't know what they are for
  • Projects are sexy
  • It's like death from 10,000 papercuts

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

here's one i learned today in a meeting...

"If you see a snake kill it, don't form a committee to discuss snakes."

:)

Kim Thomas said...

That is an old Ross Perot saying....I heard it several times the last couple of days as well. Look forward to more information on snakes soon.....

Here is a new one I heard today: In reference to being forgetful: Just knock me in the head and call me Shirley.

Anonymous said...

2 thoughts on my way home
He had more spin than a maytag.
Unleash the handcuffs and let me operate.

Par

Anonymous said...

One of the best phrases I have heard recently is "I'm off like a prom dress" (Someone in my office said this on their way out for lunch)

Anonymous said...

It sounds as though you have spent the last few days in a highly productive and nuturing environment. It is great to see organizations invest in their people and really get down to the nitty gritty of solving problems. I look forward to you incorporating such pearls of wisdom into your future blogs...

Squidward said...

Don't put the horse before the cart.

Anonymous said...

Bad news does not age well.
I had to eat the sh_ _ sandwich.
Busier that a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Pucker up and kiss it Wo-ville.
Whistle switch
A 4 hour round- I might as well play at a Muni.
Do you see me arguing?