Thursday, June 12, 2008

I Was Not A Math Major

The fact is, I suck at math. The fact is, David will be embarrassed by this post. The fact is, anybody working for me will be like "I work for her?" The fact is, some will "Just love me" and others will just think I'm an idiot.

A baby drinks 5 ounces of baby formula every 3-4 hours. If it takes 1 unpacked level scoop and 2 ounces of water to make 2 ounces of formula and it takes 4 unpacked level scoops and 8 ounces of water to make 8 ounces of formula How many scoops does it take to make 5 ounces of formula?

I really need to get it right because the instructions say: "Failure to follow these instructions could result in severe harm". I think I will start using that phrase when I go back to work......in 16 days.

11 comments:

alisa said...

2.5 scoops... :)
please don't make me 'show my work'.

:)

Anonymous said...

I think I might add that comment to my signature line in Outlook.

"Failure to follow these instructions could result in severe harm".

How great is that!!

Queen B said...

Yay for Alisa. I support her answer.no severe harm for Sydney!

Paula said...

just remember 1/2 scoop for every ounce of water and you can do your own counting for however much you want. That has been my favorite cartoon since college (where I was a math major *gasp!*)

Ann said...

Kim...when Vicki was a baby these instructions confused me, as well. That's when I started buying the canned ready-to-serve formula. A bit more expensive, but no measuring and no harm! ;)

Anonymous said...

OMG, you are kidding, right? kays

Jane said...

And this is why i just love you!

Jinjer said...

I think using that phrase at work is awesome! I am horrible at math too...I would be perplexed at this equation. I say we go with Alisa's answer!

alisa said...

i wasn't a math major either - which is why i went into law. :) i love the "warning" i think i am going to have that one framed!

:)

Anonymous said...

paula's answer is the best-it will help with any size feeding you little math whiz you.

Andria said...

I am in the category that loves you! I, too, am horrible at math. I almost cried during the GRE. I can honestly say, I am probably worse than you at math!