This farmer was ordered to give his ex-wife half of everything. They divorced after 45 years of marriage. He was willing to give her half the earnings but got really mad when he found out he needed to give her 1/2 of the tools on their farm. He solved the problem by purchasing a grinder and cutting all of the farm equipment in half. The equipment cut in half included a cattle scale.
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LOL! I thought this story sounded familiar, then I saw the link within the article to the guy who sawed his house in half in Ohio!
At least is was a cattle scale, and not a cow! ;)
LOL! "I still haven't decided how to split the cow," he told the newspaper. "She should just say what she wants — the part with the horns or the part with the tail." People are crazy!
More inspiration to stay married. It is easier than sawing the house and furniture in half. Can you imagine how bad things had to be to get divorced after 45 years of marriage???? I mean, what was the final straw?
King Solomon only *suggested* that they cut the baby in half. Nowadays we saw everything in half. Go figure.
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